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Broken Demotivational Poster


TRUST IS LIKE A MIRROR - Once it's broken you can never look at it the same again...




THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris




RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.


TAGS: relationship glass hurt broken
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am, #225328
5 bloody finger5


TRUST -


TAGS: vase broken same different lose
Rating: 4.97/5

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spacedog - June 14, 2011, 9:05 pm, #220012
Well done Rerun. 5L It's unfortunate that most people throw the vase away, cause everybody screws up sometimes.
Beo69 - June 8, 2011, 4:37 pm, #219707
Wise words!
dgoalie01 - June 7, 2011, 9:31 pm, #219680
thats deep man
house - June 7, 2011, 8:47 pm, #219677
nice


Oh sure -


TAGS: horse dog door house broken disapproval
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am, #249285
5upperb!
JesusWept - July 6, 2013, 5:36 pm, #247445
Outstanding! L L L L L
Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:10 am, #247035
LOL


YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME -




MISSING YOU -


TAGS: miss you broken heart away
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:07 pm, #224855

best way to get over somebody is to get under some body. ...and don't go making that into a poster.


YOU BROKE MY HEART - Suggesting afterwards that I try using superglue just doesn't cut the mustard.




I - Have an inferiority complex, But it isn't a very good one.


TAGS: complex image mirror broken fix
Rating: 4.71/5

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taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 4:40 pm, #221626
5 Ayes!
Dignity - July 19, 2011, 3:39 pm, #221568
That's bad luck.. 5L
Verdeckt - July 18, 2011, 5:19 am, #221495
I raffed...
Sho - July 17, 2011, 3:46 pm, #221481
Thx all.
Reality Lord - July 17, 2011, 2:07 pm, #221480

solid 5. excellent
caveman - July 17, 2011, 2:23 am, #221470
love it, 5L for you
rerun - July 16, 2011, 6:09 pm, #221448

wow, this is amazing. 5L


WAITING TO EXHALE -




DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.


TAGS: horse broken leg sh** put down girl innocence
Rating: 3.17/5

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zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:13 pm, #208587
thatz horrible how can you say that's funny?!
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:46 pm, #130736
One of the greats!
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:42 pm, #130732
But more hilarious.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 4:40 pm, #130729
This is horrible and hilarious.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 9:27 am, #127167
My sense of humor is on, and working according to specs. If you need help with yours let me know.
majin.manuel - October 16, 2009, 8:31 am, #127154
How could you find this funny?
The Goat - September 26, 2009, 8:22 am, #121853
Yup - definitely a 5 lion moment!
Pinky - September 5, 2009, 11:34 pm, #115456
Omg that is so mean
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:59 pm, #84390
Yeah, wot the Guiness swiller said! 5. Great.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:33 pm, #84370
Touchingly harsh. 5L


HEARTBREAK -




ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong




LIES -


TAGS: love broken
Rating: 4.96/5

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Reality Lord - March 23, 2012, 5:34 pm, #231918

:) been there...done that...your welcome
Valek - March 23, 2012, 3:13 am, #231873
As a divorcee, this hits REALLY close to home. Thanks for the depression LOL!
HallieMarie - March 20, 2012, 11:15 pm, #231749
One of my favs...
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:39 pm, #231651
This is really amsome... even if, many will understand, only few will feel the power of those words...


NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: boulevard of broken dreams famous art calendar dean martin elvis presley marilyn monroe
Rating: 4.85/5

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hootizz - October 4, 2010, 12:23 am, #196698
This is so so true.., honestly, who out there now would ever dream of going to a Diner without WiFi..??


DIVORCE -




THE FIRST WIVES CLUB -




PROMISES -




DYSFUNCTION -


TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm, #206924

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm, #206920
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm, #187711
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l


LOST LOVE -


TAGS: emotiona lost sorry broken alone
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bull - May 31, 2012, 3:59 am, #235480
Lol, not sure how my wife will feel about that but I'll ask
tellitlikeitis - May 30, 2012, 10:55 pm, #235470
Wow... powerful and so sad. Marry me.


THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...




Reverie -


TAGS: unbroken
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - December 31, 2013, 2:46 pm, #251818
ha, love it!!


"BROKEN"? TELL THAT TO MY HEART... - Supposedly my heart is broken. However, I'd assume that would mean it would cease to function. Yet, it continues to seek out more suffering...


TAGS: broken heart love
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:43 pm, #229224
marriage counseling is fun until someone gets hurt :)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 12:34 pm, #229199
lol thanks!
mariand - February 9, 2012, 12:30 pm, #229198
@Hallie ... #139980 ;)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 10:55 am, #229190
Lol.... so far I do enjoy Motifakes more than marriage counseling.... =D
holymoly - February 9, 2012, 10:31 am, #229187
Hallie.. It seems I see a trend to your posters.. motifake is great.. as your best form of therapy however???? 5L for your suffering keep it up
mariand - February 9, 2012, 7:47 am, #229180
usually, what you seek is what you get...


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: frustration broken expectations mirror calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

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maoworks2 - June 24, 2012, 4:03 pm, #236578
I Have A Room Just Like That !
gas - June 24, 2012, 1:55 pm, #236573
thx Sho!
Sho - June 24, 2012, 12:45 pm, #236572
Another Five'd and Fav'd


records -


TAGS: are made to be broken
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - August 8, 2013, 7:49 am, #248458
Done That .


THINK ABOUT IT ..... - "There are things that you only miss when they are no longer there...." (Leslie Nielsen - The Naked Gun 2 1/2)




COMPLAINING -


TAGS: broken escalator
Rating: 3.4/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - December 21, 2009, 8:34 pm, #147259
d***, you would have to repel down those stairs.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2009, 5:56 pm, #147221
Uh huh, public edumacation rite ther!
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 5:48 pm, #147220
That there be some fancy grammar
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2009, 5:46 pm, #147218
SH*T!! I want to 1L myself, i didn't realize the Motifake logo would cover up some of my verbiage!


JUSTIN BIEBERS FANS - Even the people who pay to see him think curtains are more exciting.




SO MUCH FOR RESOLUTIONS - Okay,okay! I swear... this is my last one!


TAGS: quit smoking resolution broken
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 9:36 am, #242176
Congrats Cloudchaser! Awesome accomplishment. 5L?
maoworks2 - January 4, 2013, 8:13 am, #242175
Ya,Ya.
CloudchaserS - January 4, 2013, 3:46 am, #242174
I sometimes like to use that in place of "doctor" just for fun/to be silly :-)
steve1961 - January 4, 2013, 12:12 am, #242173
Congrats, CloudchaserS... ...ummm...Your VETERINARIAN told you???!!!
CloudchaserS - January 3, 2013, 11:47 pm, #242172
I used to until my veterinarian told me I have "some emphysema." I was prescribed the antidepressant Xanax to help me quit. My last one was 9dec02
MissPriss - January 3, 2013, 7:49 pm, #242169
Yep, he lasted about 1 day longer than me...:(
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:24 pm, #242167
Took this guy one day to ditch his "quit smoking" resolution ~ ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.


THIS DOOR IS LOCKED, BROKEN AND DOESN'T TAKE YOU ANY WHERE YOU WANT TO GO - Kinda Like My Social Life




LIFE EXPECTANCY -


TAGS: yeah its broken no we wont replace it just bring it back for a refund
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 10:55 am, #220881
CAN'T BREATHE.. Laughing so hard! 5L's!


BROKEN - Mind's made up; tomorrow's my last day on this Earth. Got no drive, no joy. No future. Ain't even got anyone to say goodbye to. Hell, I may as well be off right now.


TAGS: broken misery
Rating: 4.41/5

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spacedog - July 1, 2012, 1:58 pm, #236871
The image might have gotten reflected at some point. Still a good poster pickleviper.
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 1:47 pm, #236870
Maybe it's a matter of choice but some people I know have it on the right hand. I'm single so I have no knowledge of engagement, wedding or any of the other 7 Rings of Hell.
ElleWhyInIn - June 30, 2012, 12:12 am, #236809
I do believe that the wedding band is on the wrong hand. It's on his right not his left.
steve1961 - June 29, 2012, 11:24 pm, #236807
5 Broken Lions and a pity party. Of course he's broken-he's got a wedding ring on.
rerun - June 29, 2012, 8:34 pm, #236798

wow, this is what this site was created for. amsome.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 7:25 pm, #236797
Looking inward is seldom a reward, save for the headstrong and the boastful. This lad needs to be drug to a cliff side and dangled by his feet……take a look around, the view is awe inspiring.
maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 7:18 pm, #236796
Sad Stuff !
AcidRain - June 29, 2012, 6:03 pm, #236792
That's why he's broken.
maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 6:01 pm, #236791
You Got Your Family !


PROMISES - are often made too readily and to some people they mean EVERYTHING. Once they are broken, SORRY means nothing.


TAGS: broken promise sorry means nothing
Rating: 4.27/5

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MissPriss - May 13, 2012, 10:57 pm, #234601
5orry actually hurts when promises mean everything


PESSIMISM - I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things The glass is half full, and its cracked, and I cut my lip on it and chipped a tooth


TAGS: broken glass
Rating: 3.92/5

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MY EX I GAVE HER EVERYTHING SHE WANTED - so she would never know anything else.. guess she wanted my heart broken and I gave her that as well




GOING GREEK! - Used to have a different meaning. Now it means getting bent over by Goldman Sachs.




POST HASTE -


TAGS: broken heart resolve
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:35 pm, #217173

the "sniff" is actually allergies.
Sean - April 23, 2011, 7:27 pm, #217168
*sniff*. This is so very beautiful.


OH SURE -


TAGS: at least he is house broken
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - August 3, 2010, 8:06 pm, #187608

awesome


ADMIT IT - Love is magical when mutual, but when it comes to self happiness We are all selfish bastards ready to break a heart if needed




LOST -


TAGS: broken inside hall still
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:32 pm, #227820
5L


PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -




THE TASTE OF ACHE -


TAGS: ptsd war soldier wounded broken
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 30, 2014, 8:24 am, #256862
GEEEEZUS
lgvernon - September 30, 2014, 7:54 am, #256861

Thank you, sir. Your latest are wonderful. But they always are!
Greybeard - September 30, 2014, 7:36 am, #256860
5L & Fav'd awesome :)


Diarrhea -


TAGS: broken gate
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 17, 2014, 4:03 pm, #253054
As in, Russian to the bathroom cause I've got the Trotskyites.
arsanlupin - February 17, 2014, 2:54 pm, #253045
LMAO!!! Do that in the place in the ph**o - Russia - and you'll never see a bathroom again! 5 Asian toilets!


SOME BROKEN HEARTS NEVER MEND -


TAGS: love regret broken heart
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greybeard - November 25, 2012, 9:02 pm, #240954
Thank you. I really enjoyed your last run also especially the eyes are windows to the soul poster
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 12:08 pm, #240938
So eerie5Lish true. As usual, nice work Grey.


MAGIC -


TAGS: morning has broken
Rating: 4.9/5

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Haarakkon - October 18, 2012, 10:21 am, #240044
Thanks, guys.
Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:45 pm, #240012
another classic
GaryO - October 17, 2012, 8:26 am, #240007
It is good to see the poetic influence of the ancients.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2012, 6:43 am, #240006

Wow....frickin greatness from a legend.


I got time while she got freedom -




Broken heart -


TAGS: broken heart love relationship b****
Rating: 4.8/5

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steve1961 - October 2, 2013, 3:45 pm, #250194
wouldn't*
steve1961 - October 2, 2013, 3:34 pm, #250193
If I had duct ***e then she would have been able to leave me in the first place...


The foundation -


TAGS: heart broken relationships built to last
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - January 17, 2014, 1:01 pm, #252217
5/f


SHATTERED -




RULES -


TAGS: not made to be broken
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 3:06 pm, #197976
I absolutely love Banksy, and I love what you've done with that piece. 5
Zealot - October 12, 2010, 2:49 pm, #197973
There are places that still have laws saying women have to wear chastity belts. you think they find it easy to follow rules?


FUTURE RULES -




BROKENHEARTED - I thought we had something special. :(


TAGS: motifake brokenheart
Rating: 3.83/5

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Ascetic - July 8, 2011, 9:02 am, #221129
lol
coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 10:58 pm, #221113
I cried a little.


CLUMSINESS - You wait all year just to get that Dsi only to make it slip off your hands, fall, and break in less than an hour.


TAGS: broken dsi
Rating: 3.6/5

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icyhero - December 3, 2011, 8:07 pm, #226361
Lies, a DSi would not have a slot 2 on the bottom.


CARNAGE - The results of a Hummer H2 trying something more extreme then mall crawling.


TAGS: hummer broken
Rating: 3.59/5

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corbett06 - July 26, 2010, 11:08 pm, #186544
that thing is royally f***ed
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:08 pm, #156962
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!


NARUTARDED - Just Turned This Guy Down For A First Date


TAGS: narutarded date broken heart
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:01 am, #151928
I've gotten that call before!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:01 am, #151927
LMAO!!!!
Bartimaeus - January 11, 2010, 12:00 am, #151926
When I found out...Well, it was a foggy day...and my phone rang. I casually said "hello..." and a deep voice replied "Moooooooooo"
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:58 pm, #151924
Nah, William Hung is our poster child. We're not heartbroken.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:58 pm, #151922
Where were you when you found out? LOL!!!!
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:57 pm, #151921
Is this not the posterchild for that October 30 incident?
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:54 pm, #151916
Perhaps this guy should breath a sigh of relief? MALT is scary.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:53 pm, #151913
I had to approve this... caption aside, it says a thousand words.


POLICE -




HURT -


TAGS: mine only witch broken heart
Rating: 3.18/5

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jig - January 14, 2012, 4:51 pm, #227591
Doesn't look like an emo (I'm sure she's beautiful under the make up)


MIGHTY PUTTY - It can fix anything except a broken heart. RIP BILLY MAYS


TAGS: billy mays and might putty it can fix anything but a broken heart
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:30 pm, #172066
Chipotle-away is a real thing?.....I'm so confused.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:29 pm, #172065
However, if you target vote mine 1L... you'll need more than oxyclean and mighty putty.
khaos4ng31 - April 18, 2010, 7:33 pm, #172030
If you vote less than 4, then I understand how you feel, and I want you to know that without Billy, we would have no more OxyClean, no more Chipotle-away, and no more Mighty Putty.


BLOWN-GLASS ART - Beautiful! Stunning! Susceptible to BBs and eight-year-olds!


TAGS: fail owned crash painful when broken
Rating: 2.78/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:13 pm, #127289
As a mater of fact going to see the Dale Chihuly exhibit Sunday.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:05 pm, #127284
Dale would love this 5


DISILLUSION - Sometimes is better to break it up than to try to put together the small pieces of your broken heart.




BELIEVE -


TAGS: ray believe hurt pain accident spine broken bone
Rating: 2.37/5

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LogicDude - September 25, 2008, 4:07 pm, #23260
Heehee...Cynthia has TWO rods!
David - June 21, 2008, 9:20 am, #6529
That was a bon** fight right there cynthia, ftw
Cynthia - May 6, 2008, 12:04 am, #2926
I'm sure it did... but I've got about twice that many and two rods that run the length of my spine on either side... imagine what those x-rays look like.


OUCH - What sound is made when an immovable object collides with an unstoppable force? The sound of the entire bay area screaming out in anguish




BROKEN - WHY DID I BUY THE WII


TAGS: broken
Rating: 2.29/5

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LIKE WINDOWS - broken by design




THAT'S HIPHOP - I don't regret it. I don't regret it.


TAGS: hip hop broken hand
Rating: 1.66/5
Bob - January 3, 2009, 12:00 pm, #48915
Hiphop. It's like music, for retards.
... - November 17, 2008, 5:36 pm, #37166
...just happened to find it...I wanted to know how a dancer mangled their hand so bad. I guess pic unrelated after all...
Porcelina - November 17, 2008, 5:33 pm, #37164
Ouch. Well, for the poster it's supposed to appear as though it's an injury from dancing. Why are you aware of where every picture is from?
... - November 17, 2008, 5:32 pm, #37163
...except...http://www.linkinn.com/_Exploded_hand_Hand_Firecracker_Amazing_X_RAY_pic...“Young male was holding a homemade explosive device. The fuse of the device was lit, and the patient was unable to throw it away before it detonated.”
Porcelina - November 17, 2008, 5:18 pm, #37159
It's an injury from dancing.
... - November 17, 2008, 5:05 pm, #37155
...I don't get it. Pic Unrelated?
Dustin Marthington - August 12, 2008, 1:00 pm, #14031
pop music/culture: repeat the line before... repeat the line before.


CHRISTMAS DREAMS -


TAGS: broken dreams
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:31 am, #258980
WOW


Promises -


TAGS: made broken kept stolen empty
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 24, 2014, 6:26 am, #257365
I Think Everybody Knows That One .
Thedge - October 23, 2014, 3:57 pm, #257335
I learned of it canoeing. On long trips, we would takes turns reading at the fire. Good memories, good brandy helped. Beat Kum Ba Yah... with a stick!
lgvernon - October 23, 2014, 3:37 pm, #257334

Love Service's poetry.


officer -




Lost in Translation -


TAGS: language barriers bent not broken
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:52 pm, #258467
Welllll, if you insist!!!(Southern bell accent, batting eyes flirtaciously) ROTFL!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:43 pm, #258465
Ok. But, can we keep Gary & Steve out of it? They make me a bit nervous. Huggs, cutey.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:40 pm, #258463
Although I believe in equality for everybody, I am not of the 'feminist' persuasion. I appreciate a gentleman's ways. Yes, I am myself! I'm glad I made you laugh! That was my intention! Hugs!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 1:16 pm, #258457
M'lady... (sorry, I know you don't like that term, but... like it or not, you are that in my eyes) you're off the hook. Made me grin, thanks.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 1:10 pm, #258455
Only if you get to watch and/or participate! ROTFL!!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 12:59 pm, #258453
Hmm... wondering... the right scream... might be good.
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 12:52 pm, #258451
If you open the door and nobody screams, you're good! LOL!
Thedge - November 29, 2014, 1:07 pm, #258418
Yeah, but am still in a quandary, which way?
mizzdizz - November 29, 2014, 12:47 pm, #258413
"I think what we have here, is a failure to communicate..." I love this stuff! Thanks edge! appreciate the laughs with my 1st cup of joe!


Rushed -


TAGS: eggs broken rush chicken
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 9:59 pm, #260416
... but you can make one heck of a good omlet!!! 5 hungry lions!
Silverheart - March 11, 2015, 7:28 am, #260347
Can't make an omelette without breaking a few egg5. Make mine with bacon, onions and pepper jack!


regret -


TAGS: slide broken fat kid
Rating: 4.45/5

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mizzdizz - May 10, 2015, 5:51 am, #261140
ROTFL!!!!! choke, sputter, sputter, wiping coffee off of shirt---- especially when you're the scrawny kid! I was an absolute toothpick when I was that age! There was a kid who would break one of the swings regularly! 5 LOL lions, RL!
concern3 - May 10, 2015, 2:11 am, #261138
a 5er, very funny


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